Concert in town

It's time of my town's Saint day, so we have a fair, and kids' games and concerts.
I swear the singer of tonight band was either drunk or high on something.
He DID say that.
I DID that and maybe the extra foot will bring good luck on the matter
My mom's answer has not been THAT telegraphic, but you get the idea.

Me (C) myself
Mommy (C) herself

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